Spak is when you take roman noodles and put them in a persons asshole. While in the persons asshole light it on fire. While it is on fire, the men need to put an ice cube in there pee hole. You will need at least 100 men to do this. After they all had sex with the person, wait 2 minutes for the water and seamen to boil. Once it starts to boil put in the seasoning. Now that it is ready, sit down and eat it.
Person: Hey, you want to spak?
You: No, I still have scares from the last time!
Person: Come on, please?
You: Well, I am hungry
You: No, I still have scares from the last time!
Person: Come on, please?
You: Well, I am hungry
by BallseyJones February 22, 2010
shitting in a shack made of bacon and shoving ramen noodles up your ass crack while taking a dump and then going to taco bell and eating the entire menu and then going to a wooden shack and shit all of it on a glass table and then take the ramen noodle from earlier and mix those with the sit to create a "spak"
by spakshitter22244455 April 07, 2019
A term used in yorkshire to describe someone that's being an raging retard. (Can also be said spakka or spakky)
by MYBROTHERISLOGAN June 14, 2018
1. person with no intellectual capacity.
2. person incapable of fore thought.
3. useless, tiresome & sad individual.
4. worthless human
2. person incapable of fore thought.
3. useless, tiresome & sad individual.
4. worthless human
by Dev_knows May 11, 2006
Tony Blair is such a spak.
by Muhammed Rashib July 02, 2004
Sarah: God tony rammed me so hard that I was leaking spak all day.
Jenny: you think that's bad, Joe was going at it for so long I was foaming out the ass
Jenny: you think that's bad, Joe was going at it for so long I was foaming out the ass
by Flipblipadipdip May 20, 2020