by Jmartin82 November 18, 2016
An extremely, extremely unattractive lady that will attempt to look attractive (usually by caking on the orange make-up, crap jewellery etc) but obviously hasn't a hope. It is clear to the world that she spends her time lonely at home eating from a massive pot of soup, usually high protein based, bordering on lard soup. Usually has cankles (when the calf just meets the foot) and really saggy tits.
by Ricky C March 11, 2005
Amongst girlfriends that share a guy, she is the oldest. Tons of experience. Had him first, probably has intimate, expert knowledge that she will not share. Often jealous of those who conquer him following her. Washed up and lives in the past. A total slut.
by Enirroc ydraf September 3, 2021