2 definitions by Ricky C

Soup Dragon

An extremely, extremely unattractive lady that will attempt to look attractive (usually by caking on the orange make-up, crap jewellery etc) but obviously hasn't a hope. It is clear to the world that she spends her time lonely at home eating from a massive pot of soup, usually high protein based, bordering on lard soup. Usually has cankles (when the calf just meets the foot) and really saggy tits.

That woman was so bad she was bordering on soup dragon-ish!!!!

by Ricky C March 11, 2005

2004

The number of badgers that one cannot keep living close to the washing machine in one's house.

Oh no, Pippy can't deal with the other 7 badgers, he has been castrated!

by Ricky C January 14, 2004