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faking a sonogram

Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.
-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.
faking a sonogram by utahutes January 28, 2009

Mexican Sonogram 

A sex act involving a man with pencil thin mustache and a stick of butter. After rubbing the stick of butter on a bloated woman’s stomach he will then finger her butthole.
Mark Mexican sonogrammed that bitch Kirstin last Tuesday.
Mexican Sonogram by Bia, Lai July 9, 2022

sonographer 

known for brains and beauty. A sonographer preforms better in the dark. A sonographer has impeccable skills when it comes to handling a "package" and will even get the job done in 30 minutes or less.
If the room is dark and the gel is warm, there must be a sonographer around!
sonographer by briteiz01 February 4, 2010

Mexican Sonagram 

When a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man titty fucks her with his penis facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his penis in the mess on her stomach.
guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?

guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.

sonography 

Phenology in which the only historical distinctions between two cultures are syllabic.
Sonography would proffer that the only historiography is phonic (sonic). Sonography would reject "historical" inequities (iniquities) and historical materialism.
sonography by metawave January 24, 2019

cardiac sonographer 

Dude, that cardiac sonographer is loud!
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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