Sonogram

A sonogram is difference

Sonogram is beautiful

by Vivansh July 29, 2022

faking a sonogram

Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.

-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.

by utahutes January 28, 2009

Mexican Sonogram

A sex act involving a man with pencil thin mustache and a stick of butter. After rubbing the stick of butter on a bloated woman’s stomach he will then finger her butthole.

Mark Mexican sonogrammed that bitch Kirstin last Tuesday.

by Bia, Lai July 9, 2022

sonographer

known for brains and beauty. A sonographer preforms better in the dark. A sonographer has impeccable skills when it comes to handling a "package" and will even get the job done in 30 minutes or less.

If the room is dark and the gel is warm, there must be a sonographer around!

by briteiz01 February 4, 2010

Mexican Sonagram

When a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man titty fucks her with his penis facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his penis in the mess on her stomach.

guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?

guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.

by Jim Schmeckshner December 3, 2009

sonography

Phenology in which the only historical distinctions between two cultures are syllabic.

Sonography would proffer that the only historiography is phonic (sonic). Sonography would reject "historical" inequities (iniquities) and historical materialism.

by metawave January 24, 2019

cardiac sonographer

An EKG or ECG

Electrocardiogram

Dude, that cardiac sonographer is loud!

by JumpingMarril January 21, 2016