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son of a cock

1.)the masculine variation of the phrase "son of a bitch", where the father of the subject in question is referred to as opposed to the mother.
2.)a phrase used in a state of heightened emotion, usually frustration or anger.
3.)taken literally, every male ever born.
1.)Guy #1- Yo, you still owe me money from 3 weeks ago.
Guy #2- Oh yeah... can I get that to you next week.
Guy #1- You son of a cock.

2.)Girl- Hey, don't forget we have that midterm tomorrow.
Guy- Son of a cock!

3.)Since I am a male, I am a son of a cock.
son of a cock by Durando March 19, 2009
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son-of-a-cock-loving-whore 

Used when 'son-of-a-bitch' is just not insulting enough.
"goddamn, you son-of-a-cock-loving-whore!"

son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore 

Someone with an extremely bad personality or attitude .
My Ex-husband is such a son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore!

Son of a cock sucker

What someone says when they see someone who’s mother sucks dick for money
Victor: Son of a cock sucker!
Jayden: What’s wrong?
Victor: Your mum sucks dick for money, so I’m calling you a son of a cock sucker.

Cock Sucking son of a bitch

George W. Bush ....../and his Father
That cock sucking son of a bitch got raped in the bathroom.

cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch

1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.
1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush

cock fucking son of a bitch 

people who deserve the upmost hatred.for their stupidity
you: john give me your spare pencil for the test 6th hour

john: no

you: you cock fucking son of a bitch give me your pencil now.
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