The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.
Kyle: dude that chick is fine!
Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water
Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water
by Buster Miller July 08, 2014
the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".
SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.
Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.
SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.
Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.
Tom Daley, #SOMF
by purpledinosaursrule December 30, 2012
by rimits January 25, 2009
abbreviated form of the phrase "Sit On My Face"
SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person
Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.
The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.
SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person
Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.
The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.
by purple dream November 18, 2008
by iwantjordansballz June 18, 2010
SOMF simply means "sit on my face."
The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early years of the Ming Dynasty. It is rumored that Buddha himself created the face-sit. However, in recent times, it is most commonly used in the USB. 60% of time, it works every time.
The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early years of the Ming Dynasty. It is rumored that Buddha himself created the face-sit. However, in recent times, it is most commonly used in the USB. 60% of time, it works every time.
"Hey, do you know that Vulcz kid?"
"Yeah, guy is handsome af."
"Well, he asked me to SOMF? What should I do?"
"Sit on his face, of course."
"Yeah, guy is handsome af."
"Well, he asked me to SOMF? What should I do?"
"Sit on his face, of course."
by SOMFMasterFlex May 31, 2014