SOMDF 

Always meaning suck on my dick faggot.

Jack somdf!

Jack you dirty girl somdf!

Somdf means suck on my dick faggot

SOMDF by 8xxxxxxxx8 June 18, 2011

somdab

kingeelbee is a fat short nonce

@KingEelBee somdab

somdab by Kilrobot January 24, 2021

Somf

The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.

Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water

Somf by Buster Miller July 7, 2014

SOMFL 

Story Of My Fucking Life

Jen: I feel so lost!
Alissa: SOMFL man..

SOMFL by Jane Doezerzz July 9, 2010

soadf 

Son of a dick fart

Jacksepticeye: *runs off ledge in mario*
Jacksepticeye: *doesnt make it to the other side*
Jacksepticeye: "MARIO, YOU SOADF"

soadf by PurpleSOS45 April 4, 2017

smdftb 

"Suck My Dick From The Back"

1. "Trumpito aka little hands, can smdftb!! - desus & mero (viceland)"
2. "Last night Melania came over and smdftb!"

smdftb by daturtle9181 March 6, 2017

Somefing 

British colloquialism. Another way of saying something.

"Oyy, somefings out there in the field"

Somefing by savehaloz March 7, 2010