A socialist is somebody who believes in marxist theory, but always says "That's not real communism" or "real socialism has never been tried". In other words, a socialist is somebody too stupid to know they're a communist.
Gary: I'm a socialist, and I believe that Karl Marx was right... except for the whole violent revolution thing...
Bob: That sounds like a communist to me.
Gary: REEEEE!! Communism and socialism are COOOOOMMMMPLETELY different!
Bob: That sounds like a communist to me.
Gary: REEEEE!! Communism and socialism are COOOOOMMMMPLETELY different!
by Adolf 'Fuhrer' Hitler July 13, 2018
people who pass unconstitutional laws that rape my rights like the assholes who invented property tax. No one has actually owned property in 100 years! If you don't pay your property tax (rent to assholes in washington) the government assholes take your property away, sell it to other assholes, and do something gay with the money. traitors and assholes alike!
the assholes who invented property tax are those fucking socialists the same assholes who gave us "temporary" income tax, fucking welfare, and allowed assholes in banks to invent money to lend but keep the real money profits. bank assholes who mismanage the imaginary money spread the loss around to people with jobs or assets and pocket the real money again. treasonous assholes.
by Execute Treasonous Assholes June 27, 2011
Also known as scum.
A socialist is a parasite who believes in progress and other such scams.
They're often atheists or hide their hate for God under the disguise of scientism.
What this is really hiding is self-hate accumulated after years of unsuccessful attempts to contribute something, anything of real value to this world that people, someone, anyone would be ready to pay for.
A socialist is a parasite who believes in progress and other such scams.
They're often atheists or hide their hate for God under the disguise of scientism.
What this is really hiding is self-hate accumulated after years of unsuccessful attempts to contribute something, anything of real value to this world that people, someone, anyone would be ready to pay for.
Adolf Hitler was a national-socialist.
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR), was a socialist state in Eurasia that existed from 1922 to 1991.
Venezuela is a socialist utopia where a roll of toilet paper costs them 3 month of wage.
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR), was a socialist state in Eurasia that existed from 1922 to 1991.
Venezuela is a socialist utopia where a roll of toilet paper costs them 3 month of wage.
by turningfrogsgay April 20, 2019
Someone too weak and lacking in will to accomplish anything on their own and thus require big government to steal from others and supply them with a decent lifestyle.
Bernie Sanders supporters love being socialist because they want everything for free and have no motivation to earn it themselves.
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