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Snowglobed 

When your friend “accidentally” grabs your balls and starts aggressively shaking them around like a snow globe .
Yo my homie just snowglobed me
Snowglobed by Beansinmyjeans April 25, 2019

Texan Snowglobe 

An underwater bukkake that takes place in a hot tub or jaccuzi
Kendall thoroughly accepted the Texan Snowglobe at last nights pool Party

Snowglobe Express 

A group of guys pull a train on one of the group's wife/girlfriend and then shake her up like a snow globe so they don't know who is the father.
Let's stop at Joe's house after his bachelor party and pull a Snowglobe Express on his fiance

Superwoman’s snowglobe

A sexual act whereby a man ejaculates into a woman before lifting her at the waist whilst she stretches into the superwoman flight pose. Once above his head, the aforementioned ejaculate falls, forming the snow globe.
I need a shower, we just tried Superwoman’s Snowglobe

Snowglobe Effect 

Snowglobe Effect is when a community, or country (America being a prime example), who lives in the relatively safe confines and pleasant conditions of a 1st world country, crime-free neighborhood, etc, collectively form opinions based on ignorance and with little to no understanding of anything outside their "bubble haven" or echo chamber. This demographic who could be coined as highly opinionated snowflakes, initiate in controversial and political topics with little understanding of politics and living conditions of others around the world.
America suffers from Snowglobe Effect.

Snowglober 

A person who demands complete devotion from a lover, but who sees them as only an occasional diversion or romantic accessory to their established routine. In other words, someone who metaphorically places their lover inside a snowglobe then sits them on top of their mantle, to be inverted on occasion, then placed back down and viewed while the plastic snowflakes settle to the bottom. After which they turn their attention to the other demands and interests in their life, without any regard for their lover’s emotional or physical needs, content in the knowledge that whenever they desire something that only a their lover can provide (e.g. affection, sex, to be wined-and-dined, conversation), that their lover is awaiting their beck and call upon their mantle.
She's just a snowglober, so don't ever expect her to bring you into her world or to care deeply about yours.
Snowglober by artemas1790 September 7, 2010