Snowblowed

Getting a blowjob from the most stereotypical white girl imaginable. Could also be from an albino

Yo dude I paid 50 bucks at the club and got snowblowed last night by some Starbucks chick!

by Arkyst January 17, 2020

Snowblowed

When someone is doing cocaine off someone else's butt hole and they fart while your nose is over the affermentioned butthole and it shoots up your nose

Man! Me and this girl was doing some cocaine and I went down on her asshole, and she snowblowed me!!

by Javithenavi April 22, 2018

Portuguese Snowblower

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

by Killmeplz July 3, 2022

Snowglobed

When your friend “accidentally” grabs your balls and starts aggressively shaking them around like a snow globe .

Yo my homie just snowglobed me

by Beansinmyjeans April 25, 2019

Portuguese Snowblower

When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.

Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.

by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023

South Dakota Snowblower

When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.

A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.

by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021