First coined by Stephen Colbert, a sneenis is a penis that is actually capable of sneezing.
The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.
The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.
Jon Kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his penis. He calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement
by MarcusDonovinius June 28, 2011
n. A person who is adept at seducing someone either with suave talking or provacative gestures.
v. A swift and unexpected anal ravaging.
v. A swift and unexpected anal ravaging.
by sirron kcuhceht July 13, 2008
The act of rolling up ones flaccid penis and tucking it against your balls to create the effect of a snail shell.
"Which way do you stick your dick down your trousers in the morning, the left leg or the right?"
"I just give myself a sneenis and get going."
"I just give myself a sneenis and get going."
by Oowoo_milord October 16, 2022