Sneakums

After taking an object or place (as in a line), this word is said to offset any punishment from the party from whom the item was stolen. In rooms larger than 10 people, Sneakums must be witnessed. In rooms of 20 or more, they must be notarized. Also a verb.

"Ah, who took my fucking seat?"
"Sneakums!"

by BigStupendous July 28, 2008

sneakus

sneakus is not A word, it is THE word:

1) v. to be incredibly sneaky and/or awesome
2) adj. describes someone/something who is incredibly sneaky and/or awesome
3) adv. some act being done in a sneakus manner
4) n. anything sneakus

1) They totally sneakus that %$&#!
2) Sunflower birthings are so sneakus!
3) I slid sneakusly down the Lincoln monument.
4) I love you sneakus.

by MuhJinUh June 10, 2007

Sneakum

An item or achievement earned by an individual for using an alternative, or creative, way to get to a place or to obtain an object.

"I'm about to get some good sneakums from my dude."

"Take the sneakum route. We need to avoid cops at all costs while ridin' dirtay."

"Fuckin' sneakum took my lighter!"

by Clinton Schultz January 30, 2008

steakums

Big ol' nasty looking pussy lips, resembling the food product "STEAKUMS".

That bitch in the porno had some steakums didn't she.

by Plow King July 16, 2008

Cadillac sneakum

Similar to the traditional sneakum, a Cadillac sneakum can only be claimed if one finds a new, fully functioning sneakum, or if one obtains a great deal or amount of some sneakum for a n excellent price.

"Yo, I got the Cadillac sneakum for sure. 5 bucks a roll!"

"Nice Cadillac sneakum. You got away from the feds and you smoked a blunt on the ride home."

"Check out this little Cadillac sneakum I picked up."

by Clinton Schultz January 11, 2009