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sneak king 

The name for a deviant sexual act where a male third party intrudes on a heterosexual couple's act, then forces anal sex with the female partner. The third party is usually a friend of the initial male partner.
Actual message board topic:

Subject: "Can you be charged with rape for doing the sneak king? (suprise butt sex)?"

Body: "You bring a girl back to your place and start having sex with her on top. Then when she is really getting into it your buddy, who she doesn't know about, comes out of hiding and sticks up her anus and says sneak king *****"
sneak king by Moggraider November 5, 2009
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Sneak King 

A Burger King video game from 2006 where you get to play as the Burger King. You sneak up on people and give them food.
Jerome: Have you played Sneak King?
Linda: What's that?
Jerome: It's a Burger King video game.
Linda: They have a video game?
Sneak King by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

The Sneaky King 

When you bang a chick doggy style and eat an entire bk whopper without her noticing.
"I tried to duke her like The Sneaky King.
She found out later when i went and spilled my onion rings."
The Sneaky King by bobby obvious January 27, 2014

Sneaking out like a sneaker 

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.
L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

Sneaking it in 

Technique used if a girl lets you finger her in the ass, but won't let you have anal sex with her. Most effective when you can tell that she is curious to try it and turned on by her own naughty thoughts, but scared that it will hurt. Sneaking it in occurs after you have successfully put one, then two fingers in her ass. This is when you quickly make the switch, pulling the two fingers out of her ass and sneaking your cock in there instead without her noticing the switch until its too late. This is when she will most likely just accept that she has a cock in her ass and just keep taking it.
Last night I ended up sneaking it in on this chick, and she took it like a champ after the instant realization that she was no longer an anal virgin.
Sneaking it in by Quagmire_G December 12, 2009

sneaking wind 

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.
In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!
sneaking wind by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

sneaking out 

When young girls text eachother plans at 12 in the morning for 12 at night. Sliding glass doors, Windows, Screens and doors slide quietly open as the girls; cell phones on silent, flip flops in hand, quietly tip toe out of their house. Once outside a simple 'im out' or 'where are you' is received from fellow sneakers and they are good to go!
"Wanna Sneak out tonight."
"Sure i hear theirs a party in the cuts"
"Ok ill call you when im sneaking out and we can go together'
"Cool ill go take off my screen right now"
"See you tonight!"
sneaking out by Hannah Levine January 28, 2008