snapple cap 

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.

"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."

snapple cap by DumDumDumHour December 28, 2007

Snapple Cap 

Another word for facts. Used to agree with one’s statement. Comes from the fact that a bottom of a Snapple cap contains a fun fact

Miles: Yo Maggie is so hot.
Charlie: Snapple Cap. I’m going to Mac on

Snapple Cap by Mr7evem January 22, 2022

Snapple Cap Speech 

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

Snapple Cap Speech by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009

snapplelapugus 

a name for your cock after or during sex

Damm... my snapplelapugus is so big

snapplelapugus by _RICKY_BOBBY_ January 12, 2018

asain_snapplecakes 

He is awesome he destroyed thots and gachas and greedy for clout

Asain_snapplecakes said hello

asain_snapplecakes by By asainsnapplecakes October 30, 2019