You and I are soup snakes...and the reason is because of the soup that we like to eat...wait no, that doesn't make any sense. Soul mates. You and I are soul mates.
Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".
Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Meet up with dudes like Allen or Ed, on Tuesdays in the park, for handshakes with snakes! Satisfaction guaranteed! Never be bothered due to the anonymous nature!
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self centered
handshakes with snakes puts the lotion on the skin