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get the smooth off

v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.
John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.
by etymographer October 25, 2006
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pissed smooth the fuck off

Deep-rooted, deeply-seated (black) anger.
Regarding the LeBron James-Gisele Bundchen-Vogue-cover controversy, Jason Whitlock (Columnist for the Kansas City Star and FOXSports) writes:
I can barely keep up with when I'm supposed to be disappointed as opposed to offended as opposed to being pissed smooth the fuck off.
by rahess March 27, 2008
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Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.
by ShadesOn May 29, 2018
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