(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L September 8, 2008
Get the smooch my cooch mug.(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L September 7, 2008
Get the smooch my cooch mug.(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L September 6, 2008
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- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…
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- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…
by ball.sucker December 7, 2022
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Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.
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Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.
by honeyxcream November 16, 2023
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