some one who is a legend in there own mind how ever most other people think he is a smelly little kid with 2 imaginary friends and a pet dog who licks peanut butter from his balls.
by edward5010 July 11, 2008
by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021
My boyfriend was pissing me off so I hit him with the Slut Smite
I broke my boyfriend's pelvis while slut smitting him
I broke my boyfriend's pelvis while slut smitting him
by bitchboibottomboomer May 10, 2022
When your playing minecraft and you kill one rainbow sheep plus two other regular sheep the next day you get struck by lightning
by Nesquikkid October 6, 2019
A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"
Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!
Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...
Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...
by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt May 13, 2018
by Itsyourmexicanhomie November 11, 2018
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