Smegmarized 

Entranced by hideous genitals.

Dude, your dick cheese has me smegmarized!

Smegmarized by ThorninmyPride December 21, 2010

Smegmorize 

1.Everyone has a friend/friends that do this from time to time, they will go out to a bar/restaurant and run up the bill and all of a sudden, oops! I forgot/lost my wallet

Person 1. "Dam bro we ran up $250 on just drinks, thats not even including our food."
Person 2."Oh man, i lost my wallet, my bad dude, just pay for me and next time is on me."
Person 1. " Dude, you just totally smegmorized me!"

Smegmorize by Dallas from Homestead January 5, 2009

Smegmatize 

The act or action of smothering another’s object with smegma- whether they are using it or not.

X: Did you see what Kyle did to Jenny after they broke up?

Y: No, what’d he do?

X: He smegmatized all of her shit bro! She opened her computer and WA-BANG, smegma-smothered!

Y: I always knew Kyle had a cheesy penis.

Smegmatize by raunchyraul December 26, 2021