smegmatism

Something that is revolting, disgusting, filthy, dirty, smelly or otherwise repulsive. Can be used as an insult.

Related to the term 'smeggy'

The toilet was covered in smegmatism

Hey John, you're a big smegmatism

smegmatism by jimi123 March 11, 2010

Professor of Smegmatics 

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.

"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics

Professor of Smegmatics by leventhowa February 21, 2004

Smegmagic 

1. Smegmagic is the art of casting spell drain the ultimate white power of the smegma. Smegma works like spiritual energy (mana) in this art. The legend says that the greatest smegmage stacked so much smegma that the power of his smell was able to kill his enemies.


2. Smegmagic is a forgotten powerful spell agaisnt the emos. All we know about this spell is that she was high-speed-flying-plasma-smegma-ball and her name was Super-Magnetic-Electro-Gamma-Master-Attack

1. OMFG this smegmage is incredible his smegmagic is so strong.

2. yesterday I just casted a smegmagic spell and it killed 4 emos.

Smegmagic by smegmanal October 15, 2008

smegmatism

the sticky aura you get when da hoes vomit before head bc yo shi stinky

that guy gave me a smegmatism

smegmatism by Omniwordial August 4, 2024

smegmagician 

An uncircumcised guy who's genital hygiene is so bad (accumulated smegma) that his prospective sexual partners always seem to vanish into thin air once foreplay has been initiated. The smegmagician ALWAYS has SOMETHING up his "sleeve".

You know, as a tool that helps him meet women at the club, Dave's use of slight-of-hand tricks has always been quite effective...too bad that his smegmagician's wand makes them disappear without a trace once they've set their gaze upon it.

smegmagician by tj7with8 March 4, 2025

Smegmagician 

Skanks (commonly found in Texarkana) who love to clean an unwashed cock. Smegmagians are hoping you have something up your sleave.

After that skank, April, slurped my rotten sausage, I was able to fap without making my hand stink later that afternoon. She's the best smegmagician on the streets.

Smegmagician by tj7with8 July 4, 2025