Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.
Bully: "Lmao u have small pp"
Kid: "Says the dude who's face has so many warts it spells 'ugly' in brail.
*The bully proceeds to run away, never to be seen again*