A penis of 4 inches or less. And by this, a 4.5 inch penis is still tiny. It provokes a girl to laugh right in your face and never call you again. Even though you may be a teen, it should not be small.
HAHA look at this guy's penis. Even though he is 15, it still is small! What a Small Penis
by Wonderfulperson May 26, 2013
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You have a small penis, #SmallPenisHours.
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To the vast majority of women, a penis of less that seven inches long, and six inches around. Sure, science might have it different, but women know what fills them up and makes them feel good. If you're smaller than that and your girl says you have a small cock, then it's justified. Wave around your scientific studies all you want... they reflect what's out there, but not what a woman wants to feel inside them or what we consider to be average size.
Jenny: "My boyfriend has a small penis, so I dumped him."

Rick: "Oh dear, what size was he?"

Jenny: "6 by 5.5."

Rick: "That's just the right size!"

Jenny: "Spare me. That might be what the studies reflect, but it feels like a gherkin inside me. I want my boyfriend to be at least 7 by 6, and all my girlfriends agree."
by Amanda Oakes June 23, 2010
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A kid at my school named Haygen Baker ate a small penis last night
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something that you probably have if youre on urban DICKtionary (i just came up with that omg)
"man, just by looking at him, you know hes got a small penis!"
by b for bitch March 27, 2021
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