slurdge

n. 1. The product of slurdging.
2. A slightly vicious fluid capable of impregnating your grandmother.

1. This slurdge was not made properly. It is not angry enough.
2. Granny got some slurdge up in her chatch. Now I got two mommies.

by Thon November 4, 2007

slurdge

the liquid left behind in the rim of a soda can after you take a sip. 80 % saliva and 20 % soda

ew! i just drank that albino's soda and got some slurdge in the process

by summer g June 15, 2005

slurdging

v. 1. Take a grasshopper. Smash it. Reconstitute it back into itself. Reverse engineer it with nano-technology to produce a fine-filtered liquid attached to the end of a broom handle that is flaming. Add water. Let it dry. Create holographic breast milk. Dry it. Put it in a pumpkin pie. Bake at 450F until light brown.

Slurdging is all fun and games until somebody's grandma gets pregnant.

by Thon November 4, 2007