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Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck 

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.
Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.

Sloppy-Toppy gooseneck 

Head is so satisfying that you honk like a goose and shit out your ass
Ashton gave me that sloppy-toppy gooseneck last night and I was honking all night.