Somebody who seems like there pretty normal but when you talk to them long enough, they seem like a retarded person; almost like they slobber when the person talks.
Bob: Hey Willie, whats 2 times 4?
Willie: Whadda stupid question! Its 44! Duh! Why?
Bob: Enough said....u are a straight up Slobber Bucket!
Willie: Whadda stupid question! Its 44! Duh! Why?
Bob: Enough said....u are a straight up Slobber Bucket!
by This silly Guy February 24, 2009
A person that visits numerous online blogs only looking at the pics and if they like what they see they will put a stupid smiley or reply in the comments section w/o reading the blog. To add insult to injury they will ask to be added to the friends list of the person visited, even if the person has stated that they don't add everyone their circle unless they are long time online buddies or offline friends. Blog Slobbers never have anything interesting to add to blogs and it's obvious that they are only seeking sex or are online perverts that look at the pics and slob while doing this.
Girl, I've been hit by the same blog slobber that left that stupid message on ur page too.
Example comments:
"Dayum, girl u sexy"
"I'd like to get to know u better"
:)
;)
Muah
Hugs
Example Invite as a Friend:
"Please add me to ur friends list ur someone I wanna get to know"
"Nice pics can we be friends" (I ain't read shyt about u or know ur interests b/c I'm blog slobbing the pics)
Example comments:
"Dayum, girl u sexy"
"I'd like to get to know u better"
:)
;)
Muah
Hugs
Example Invite as a Friend:
"Please add me to ur friends list ur someone I wanna get to know"
"Nice pics can we be friends" (I ain't read shyt about u or know ur interests b/c I'm blog slobbing the pics)
by Glow94 September 29, 2007
when an old lady gives you head and doesn't have any teeth so the dick just rolls around creating alot of slobber that tend to run out the mouth/jaw
Larry: "the old lady at the nursing home went to town on my dick she gave me the ol' Slobber Jaw"
Mark: "just like mom use to make"
Mark: "just like mom use to make"
by Mark Bash August 30, 2006
FB Slobber: The act of posting overly emotional comments, overly intimate comments and shit your friends don't want to see on your significant other's FB page. ~FB Slobber ~
Facebook slobber: I enjoyed last night if you know what I mean. Did I see a puddy tat? I did I did see a puddy tat!
by Gagging with a spoon August 18, 2010
The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!
Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"
by GR3CH May 17, 2011
by J h b March 3, 2008
Don't go near that girl bro, she's such a slobber donkey, I heard she blew the whole football team in under a week.
by Urban Nugget March 4, 2016