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Blog Slobber 

A person that visits numerous online blogs only looking at the pics and if they like what they see they will put a stupid smiley or reply in the comments section w/o reading the blog. To add insult to injury they will ask to be added to the friends list of the person visited, even if the person has stated that they don't add everyone their circle unless they are long time online buddies or offline friends. Blog Slobbers never have anything interesting to add to blogs and it's obvious that they are only seeking sex or are online perverts that look at the pics and slob while doing this.
Girl, I've been hit by the same blog slobber that left that stupid message on ur page too.

Example comments:

"Dayum, girl u sexy"
"I'd like to get to know u better"
:)
;)
Muah
Hugs

Example Invite as a Friend:

"Please add me to ur friends list ur someone I wanna get to know"

"Nice pics can we be friends" (I ain't read shyt about u or know ur interests b/c I'm blog slobbing the pics)
Blog Slobber by Glow94 October 13, 2007
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blogsnobbery 

One that puts down another for the content of their blog, blogging platform, or lack of domain name.
"One is that to be a "serious" blogger you have to own your own domain. That's nonsense. There is no "pay to play" requirement for blogging. It's like saying you're not a serious writer unless you're jotting down your thoughts in a Moleskine notebook. The true test of whether a blogger is "serious" or not is in the blogging. That's it. Anything else is bigotry and prejudice. Blogsnobbery."
blogsnobbery by NEPA Diva July 10, 2012
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