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What you get when you super glue a snake and a lizard together. Most likely resulting in the death of the lizard, unless the lizard is glued near the head of the snake. Don't try this at home (its better to do outside).
I duct taped a snake and a lizard together to make a slizzard.

To make a slizzard you have to superglue them, what you made is a sducklizzard.

Wait, isnt that when you glue a snake, duck, and lizard together?"

No that's a snuckizzard. You retard
by mishae October 22, 2010
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Unkown, but typically can refer to a state of intoxication so drunk that you can't form sentences and start making up words. Then it can mean just about anything. Can be shortened to slized if also high.
Getting slizzard like a g6.

That drink got me so slizzard.

Yo, Mr. Gregory I got so slizzard off your test.

I slized your mom

You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.
by Iamtheother January 14, 2011
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An inebriated state brought on by alcoholic slushies or other blended iced drinks.
We were totally slizzard last night at the movie theater. Thank god for whoever invented mini bottles of vodka.
by Clara Flaudenhosen October 26, 2010
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When girls get so drunk that they hook up with other girls.
Judy: Did you hear she hooked up with another girl at the party last night?!
Karol: Yeah, she was definitely slizzard!
by guuwrl November 15, 2010
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A term for a really shitty girl who is very promiscuous, shallow, manipulative, and materialistic. A slizzard is probably pretty attractive, wears nice clothes, is definitely a gold digger, and acts way too good for everyone. Term is derived from NY Pop Punk Band With the Punches.
Dude 1: Hey man did you go on that date with Ashley on Thursday?

Dude 2: Nah, man. She's such a f*cking slizzard.
by captainlandpirate. November 11, 2010
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Slizzard is when a girl takes a guy's balls and puts them between her armpit.
Hey Suzie, do you wanna slizzard me?
by ChawillCha November 11, 2010
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