slippery slap

After having sex with your girlfriend you keep the condom close so that after your girlfriend falls asleep you place your load in her hand and tickle her nose so as to make her slap your load in her face. Same thing can be done with whipped cream but not as funny.

Jay "last night I waited till my wife went to sleep and gave her a slippery slap"
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."

by barnmaster98 July 14, 2010

Slippery Sleeve Slap

After having sex with a partner with a condom, poke holes in the tip and slap your friend across the face, this completing the slippery sleeve slap

"Yo, I slippery sleeve slapped Derek last night and it went everywhere"

by Krillbait March 28, 2021

Slippery hard cock ass slap

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex

ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?

by Bareback loard May 30, 2015

slippery slappers

the most affectionate term of endearment one can use towards their friend. Top of the ranking of names you call your friends.

Most commonly used by students of Herzing College in Montreal, Canada.

You would kill (if Canadians could actually aim, or at least hold an arm) for slippery slappers

"I'm surrounded by all my best bros tonight: slappers, slippers, sluzza, slippery slappers" - Eden

by Slappery slippers August 31, 2010

Slippery Slappy

Once male has dumped load into female taking penis out of vagina and slapping her face cheeks with said object

And before she knew it, I'd slippery slapped her!

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

sloppy slippery slappy

Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.

"If we eat too much at China Buffet we could very well become sloppy slippery slappy just like those two."

by slappyslipperysloppy October 24, 2006

Slippery Slapper

The proccess of slapping one's penis on another person's body after dousing them in urine.

friend: "Did you hear wendy's into Slippery Slappers?"
other friend: "Wow I didn't know she was that kinky!"

by zoom-uwu April 15, 2020