Slide Glide

A mistress or woman on the side

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your slide glide and relax and get some release.

by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011

Slide & Glide

When you're trying to sleep with a easy hoe & get high at the same time. roll a blunt while she gives him head then smoke it while fucking.

Female: So what'chu trying to do?
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.

by Zeebie July 17, 2011

Slide and Glide

Same as a "Camel Slide", which is the act of maneuvering a bare erect penis through vaginal lips, without penetrating the vagina. A slide and glide is often used as an act of foreplay, prior to intercourse, or as a means to stimulate orgasm for one and/or both partners.

She said, "I want to ride you slide and glide, and when I'm done, DO ME!"

by noeticnow March 7, 2014

Slide and Glide

Its the act of sliding your school ID card to go to chapel and leaving out the back door getting credit but not having to sit through chapel.

Ted lets slide and glide today and then go eat breakfast.

by ranjack84 September 8, 2010

slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022

Side Glide

A mistress or woman on the side.

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your side glide and relax and get some release. (See also slide glide).

by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011

slidenglide

‘Slide ‘n’ Glide’ – descriptive term given to the sexual move where the female’s underwear is slid to the side and the "Moby"(my slang for penis, Moby Dick) is inserted into the 'jack and danny', without actually taking off the panties.

Particularly useful at picnics, cinema trips and other such outings..

'Bob' and 'Jane' were having a smashing time at the park, eating their peanut butter sarnies, when Bob thought.. "hey, I reckon I can see a "slidenglide" opportunity here" - and i'm gonna "go for gold"...

"Jane darling, would you like to try this sausage?!"

by QuickBuck February 3, 2008