So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered
It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!
by Frisko June 16, 2006
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When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:

Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered
Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"

Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."
by The dart 07 February 7, 2010
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Getting so drunk that you end up in jail or "The Slammer"
Bro 1: Where were you on Saturday?
Bro 2: In jail, nickel shot night got me slammered
by NEYMAR November 20, 2015
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When you get so drunk you end up in jail.
I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.
by Matt the Welcome Mat August 9, 2020
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Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.
Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.
by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010
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The point at which an individual has consumed so much alcohol they cannot keep it together anymore.

Sloppy+Hammered=Slammered
After that last game of beer pong Susy couldn't walk straight, put a sentence together, or keep herself off anyone. Totally slammered.
by w0rdchef January 26, 2011
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Being drunk and belligerent beyond all control. Having no memory of events due to being blacked out trashed.
Yanicki went to Wild Wing and chugged a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea because he didn't alter the drink, which led to him becoming slammerated shortly thereafter.
by WPMIV December 12, 2010
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