sky pig

An ugly, fat stewardess.

I flew on Delta last week on my trip to Atlanta. The one chick was a real sky pig.

by HunterRich October 2, 2014

Skypig

Skypigs are the disgusting mouth breathers who board a public airline flight, wait about 20 minutes so everyone is starting to relax, and then open a carry out of a full size entree of shit that smells fucking terrible like tuna or a medley of unauthentic Mexican slop purchased from the Chili’s in the departing airport. They then cram the entire fucking entree down their cram hole while everyone has to sit in the food stench and listen to their horrendous eating noises.

Can you believe this shit, bro? There are two skypigs sitting right in front of us on this 6 hour flight.

by TummyStikz August 24, 2021