Wrong' Jay-Z says "I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat" on Super Ugly 2002
"I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat"
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To be caught in 4k trying to have sex with a minor.
Term often used by Skeeter Jean on the "to skeet a predator" show.
The word is used as a way to make fun of the situation and to humiliate the alleged predator.
Safe to say, if you are ever in a situation where you can be skeeted, you should probably reevaluate your life choices.
Skeet Hansen: So do you have any other questions?
Predator: I swear man this is my first time I will never do this again you have my word
Skeet Hansen: Well in that case, my name is Skeet Hansen I am with the predatorial investigation unit, we are currently doing an online series about adults who try to meet up with minors, and you have been skeeted.
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When you cum or ejaculate and it fly's sideways
Cheznie was getting railed by the dog and the dog skeet skunteeted.
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When you cum or ejaculate but flys sideways
East and west
Edward skeet skunteeted on my wall.
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The action of simoultaneously reaching orgasm while taking a more than commonly large hit of pot, with the intention to take advantage of the momentary numbness & lung power to avoid the rough of it.

Commonly used to pratice and surpass threshold of pain for skilled smokers.
1. Man, I chief&skeeted so hard, barely felt a thing other than cumming.
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