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Somalian Sizzer Kick 

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.
Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

rick the sizzler 

Justin Biebers snapchat username. He posts short videos that are either comedic or inspirational on his story. He sometimes wears a pair of sunglasses and a fake mustache and refers to himself as "Rick the sizzler" in his videos
rick the sizzler just posted on his story go check it out!

flamingo sizzler 

- n.
- Any unnamed or generic alcoholic mixed drink/concoction that is randomly pink in color.
- No two flamingo sizzlers are EVER alike.
After exposing his piece, the guy sensually indulged himself in a flamingo sizzler; caressing the glass with his stache'd lips.

Little Sizzler 

A child left in the car during summer months
We came out of the store and the cops were breaking a window out of a moo van to rescue a little sizzler.
Little Sizzler by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011

slizzered 

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.
Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”
slizzered by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011
A female who looks really attractive.. So much so, you want to date them.
She looks like a Sezzera.
sezzera by Sezzera February 5, 2010