sizzer

1. to sizzer:
when two females spread their legs and put their vaginas together.

2. a lesbian sex act.

It's so hot when Christyn and Tashia start sizzering!

by TashiaandChristyn June 15, 2007

Sizzers

What one may call a mildy retarded or severely stupid moron. Especially one specifically named Gregory Sevastianos.

Wow you are so god damn sizzers.

by I Own You April 15, 2004

Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018