Simptomatic

The diagnosis of being a simp.

Jerry: Aww jeez Rick I think I'm simptomatic!
Rick: Oh God Jerry what have you got the 'Rona or something!?
Jerry: Nah I just spent £100 on only fans

Simptomatic by C_Rod January 26, 2021

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Californian Symptomatic Ghost Pepper

The act of inserting multiple ghost peppers in one's rectum, spinning around in circles legs wide open blasting/shooting the ghost peppers out.

Yo I was this girl and she hit me with one of her ghost peppers whilst hitting that Californian Symptomatic Ghost Pepper

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Like diplomatically, but using alcohol instead of tact and sensitivity in dealing with others

"Gertrude insisted on being a twat, but then I says to her 'let's resolve this siplomatically' and we rectified the arguement over a few beers."

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It’s a large portion of simple
Things at one given moment

My taste buds are simplamatic

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