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Simpuation 

when the outcome of the situation was caused by being a simp.
Aj: “Whats the Simpuation?”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”
Simpuation by Xjdr1 November 20, 2019

Simpsational

When you’re in an area with a high volume of hot sexy shawties and you have no idea how to react to such an occasion so you feel forced to put on your player face and spit mad game.
Buddy: “How was the party last night?”
You: “There were so many hot chicks there it was simpsational!”
Simpsational by O.G.Greasy July 13, 2020

SimpFlation 

SimpFlation is an economic phenomena in which there is a significant rise in Lonely & Sexless men. Western society has entered into a period of Hyper-SimpFlation since the mass adoption of social media around 2010-2020. This has coincided with Hoeflation and the prevalence of OnlyFans, sexual liberalism, digital promiscuity, pornography, and birth control.
Because of SimpFlation, there are millions of sad and lonely men that, instead of improving their lives, choose to pay $6 to only fans harpies to distract themselves with mediocre short term pleasures.
SimpFlation by Bruhhh500 July 11, 2023

Simpulation 

Simping on an unworldly level.
"I swear yall niggas fake, this gotta be a simpulation wtf"
Simpulation by @kyubees February 12, 2020

radio-simitation 

when radioactive gunk gets all up in ur duck farm model that took u all of the 3rd grade to make.
fu**,radio-simitation has struck again
radio-simitation by rodward April 14, 2008

Simpusation 

A word which describes the acc(usation) of being a (simp)leton.
Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.
Simpusation by Harnröhrenwels October 8, 2020