sidequest 

pursuit of a crush or a love interest while in school. while learning is the main purpose of going to school, part of the whole journey is finding/trying to find/pursuing a crush/love interest. such diversion/digression from or supplement to academics is a sidequest.

A: Derivatives schmerivatives. Fuck Finance. Man, I want a sidequest. I'm tired of this shit.

B: I am a helicopter.

A: Pete, you're really close with Tracy right? Chinese, petite, really cute... sweet...

B: Three Erlenmeyer Flasks and the Industrial Revolution.

A: Can you set me up with Tracy, Megatrix7547?

B: Femur. Medulla Oblongata. Green Leafy Vegetables.

A: I'll give you my WWE Championship Belt and a Pikachu Poster.

B: PIKA!!! Yeah you need a sidequest dude. I'll help you out. PIKA!!!

A: Retard.

sidequest by jahabrohonilicious December 9, 2008

Coochie SideQuest 

A coochie sidequest is when you stray off your path on the coochie quest and decide to hit up a bar or club and momentarily make that your focus.

Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.

Bro 1: So as I was at the halfway mark of the coochie quest, my car broke down. Coincidentally in front of a club. I decided to pursue a coochie sidequest as it was getting close to the edge of dusk.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.

Coochie SideQuest by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022

sequestrian 

a government worker who takes up horseback riding during a mandatory unpaid furlough

Its great to see Bob become quite the sequestrian during his unpaid time off.

sequestrian by monkeyman1968 March 4, 2013

Sequester 

To isolsate or hide.

The judge sequestered the jury from the outside world so they would only hear the information about the case.

Sequester by HarryH2112 September 3, 2016

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

sequesterfuck

A government worker's unpaid and involuntary leave of absence from work because Congress chooses politics over leadership.

A mix of sequester and clusterfuck.

"I heard about the shutdown.. so you're on vacation, right?" "This sequesterfuck is no vacation, man. I'm worried about my bills. I don't know when it's going to end. I have no control over it. And when I go back, I'll have to work tons of extra hours just to fix all the shit that happened while I was gone."

sequesterfuck by GovernmentWorker#1 October 1, 2013

Side Quest 

Side Quest (noun): An impromptu adventure or diversion undertaken by an individual, typically outside the realm of one's primary goals or responsibilities, often characterized by spontaneous actions and unconventional activities.

Usage: "Did you hear about Evt's latest side quest? He went on this crazy escapade involving fishing, chugging Bud Light, and even managed to sneak some light-fingered exploits into the mix while sporting his signature letterman jacket."

Note: While the term "side quest" is commonly used in the context of video games to refer to optional missions or tasks, this definition focuses on its urban dictionary usage, which extends the concept to real-life experiences and spontaneous adventures. The example provided incorporates the unique characteristics of Evt's side quests, including his affinity for fishing, Bud Light consumption, and his peculiar choice of attire.

Side Quest by JizzWizard9989 June 7, 2023