Sarah: Did you have a condom?
Sam: Fuck no, why?
Sarah: I'm not on birth control...
Sam: Oh yeah, I also didn't pull out
Sarah: wtf -_-
Sam: But guess what?
Sarah: What...?
Sam: YOU SICK AS HELL!!!!!
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"