shuttage 

The English equivalent of closure.

After all these years she still hadn't got shuttage over her ex.

shuttage by cavr November 11, 2008

Shaftage Totale 

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.

Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!

Shaftage Totale by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003

shiftage

A move in tetris when you press the shift key at the perfect timing to get a different piece for the appropriate space

vampiren00bz562: ZOMG I GOTS A SHIFTAGE!!!!11 :O

shiftage by Robin the Robin January 20, 2009

Shaftage Totale 

1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal

What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!

Shaftage Totale by Sergio Smeillew April 9, 2003

shaftage 

the act of getting shafted

I caught major shaftage for lookin up porn at work.

shaftage by Gimpy Pete May 13, 2005

maximum shaftage 

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit

Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)

maximum shaftage by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

Shaftage 

Similar to cleavage but for when your pants are pulled down slightly below where your dick starts so a little bit of shaft starts to show

Yo dawg that nude you sent to Samantha had some major shaftage. Props bro, shit was worthy of a MOMA exhibit.

Shaftage by Jfc idc February 1, 2022