An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.
'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek
by Leeeeela November 16, 2014
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The HOTTEST thing to ever arrive on earth. He was the maker of the infinity gauntlet, universe, and is even the father of the demi-god Thanos. He is the most powerful god in the universe
¨Have you worshiped Shrek today
by Shreks´ daddy February 14, 2019
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A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
"Ogres are like layers."
-Shrek, "The Parable of the Onion"
by Shrek is love Shrek is life March 05, 2013
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