Shoberg 

I lowlife individual with no moral compass. Lacking in any character or backbone.

He is such a shoberg he lied about what happened then cowerd like a little bitch when caught.

Shoberg by Kammbull January 24, 2019

Shober 

A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.

Look at the cute shober in the distance! Wait, why does he have a guy on a leash?

Shober by kbyefornow November 7, 2018

Shober 

Another word for shiba inu.

The perfect shober does not exi-

Shober by doglitter October 29, 2018

Showergument 

When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.

"I wish my real arguments went as well as my showerguments".

Showergument by billgatesog March 7, 2014

shober 

Verb: The act of double teaming someone, or something. Often used during basketball games if someone is driving the lane and the man coverage won't work.

Dude , you and me should get messed up and shober some bitch.

shober by b-dog66 April 11, 2010

showerglarphobia 

A fear of a burglar inside of your shower.

This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.

"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"

"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."

"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."

"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."

showerglarphobia by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010

Showergorgon 

An excruciatingly cold shower.

A few days ago I took a showergorgon.

Showergorgon by Earthan Thanos February 7, 2019