Shmeatpean 

n. A very large penis

"Yo did you see how big joes dick is, what a fucking shmeatpean!"

Shmeatpean by Shmeatpean June 27, 2017

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

Shmeathead by The real point guard October 16, 2018

Shmeathead

A person who is stupid and is always saying dumb shit

This shmeathead said drake is better than Gunna

Shmeathead by The real point guard October 16, 2018

Shmeathead

A stupid person; or a person who frequently says idiotic things.

Originated in Longwood Senior High School

Mike, "I saw a pig fly"
Luke replies ,"shut up you Shmeathead!"

This Shmeathead put gas in his diesel truck at the gas station yesterday.

Shmeathead by LukeSchusta August 3, 2016

shmeatbeat 

To beat shmeat

I caught noah shmeatbeatin in his room

shmeatbeat by Dogshlonglicker December 9, 2021