Shmairken

The act of pleasuring a female with your fingers while smoking opiates at the same time simultaneously.

I got my ole lady off at the same time as me by givi g her a shmairken.

Shmairken by JayMkay August 20, 2021

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shirken

The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.

Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"

shirken by Kwatter June 24, 2014

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Shairene

The most beautiful person you can ever meet, inside and out. She is the type of person who will stays with you through your darkest days. She is introvert so she only have a few friends. She loves chocolate so much and gifts. She will help you with your academic activities. She loves to explore new adventures. She loves calm sea and mountain. She appreciates small things and will give you ice cream when you cry. She loves music and most of all she's a loyal person. So if you have a shairene, you must protect that girl at all cost.

Person 1: I really want to meet someone like shairene
Person 2: I know right!! She always know what to do and is not a kill joy person.

Shairene by your greatest lover November 23, 2021

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Shmarknotes

The combination of two book summary websites, Shmoop.com and Sparknotes.com. Used in order to get a top-notch summary of a book, which is especially useful senior year.

John: Yo man did you read that book? The quiz we had was impossible.

Chuck: Nah man, but I read Shmarknotes so I knew twice the details! It was a piece of cake.

Shmarknotes by Searight March 18, 2011