shit wipe

1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.

2. Another word for asshole/shithead

John: I fucked your girl

Me: You're a fucking shit wipe

by jackmywhang February 27, 2009

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Get the shit wipemug.

shit-a-wiped

Trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol.

Man, that was some bad-ass rum Rene brought back from St. Croix - just one bottle and the two of us were shit-a-wiped.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

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Get the shit-a-wipedmug.

no wipe shit

Where you go on an all corn diet for 5 days, and when you take shit you dont wipe. You later film your boxers 2 hours later looking for shit stains.

Dan took a no wipe shit man, i just lost my bet.

by Mickhick95 June 18, 2011

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Get the no wipe shitmug.

A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.

I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.

Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

by pzeke August 14, 2011

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