shit wipe

1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.

2. Another word for asshole/shithead

John: I fucked your girl

Me: You're a fucking shit wipe

by jackmywhang February 27, 2009

one wipe shit

A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.

I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.

Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

by pzeke August 14, 2011

no wipe shit

Where you go on an all corn diet for 5 days, and when you take shit you dont wipe. You later film your boxers 2 hours later looking for shit stains.

Dan took a no wipe shit man, i just lost my bet.

by Mickhick95 June 18, 2011

ass`wipe`licker`shit

ur an asswipe 4 readin dis!

FuCk u FiNd oUt aNoThEr WaY Fagz

by DA BADDEST BITCH September 8, 2003

born to shit, forced to wipe

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.

lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.

by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 10, 2020

The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021

Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

by BeHa February 20, 2011