A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.

Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!

shit or wind his watch by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009

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Wind shit

Another term used for farting.

"Yo the kid in the seat next to me just caught some wind shit."
"Bro you feel that wind shit yet?"

Wind shit by grandmaster poo December 30, 2011

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shit window

This is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a shit. If you don't shit within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to shit for quite some time. So take advantage of the shit window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra shit around with you for an undisclosed time. And who wants to carry around extra shit?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))

Golly, I missed my "shit window" and now I do not need to shit. This forces me to wait for my next shit window.

shit window by desterho July 4, 2011

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