shit water 

“Shit water” is water that someone has shit in. Typically this water is from the toilet.

Bob: Dude, that sucked… I just got shit water all over my ass!

John: What!

Bob: Yeah. I was just in the bathroom taking a shit and the explosion caused the shit water to fly all over my ass!

shit water by 4035 September 15, 2006

Shit-water-dick 

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

Shit-water-dick by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

african shit water 

When you pull a grav so milky the smoke inside looks like it's filled with African shit water.

Yo you trying to pull some African shit water before the concert tonight

african shit water by Milkman8 December 19, 2017

scooping shit water 

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

scooping shit water by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

water shit 

when you have the shits so bad you are essentially shitting only water.

I ate nothing but Chipotle the last three days. I've almost reached the fabled water shit.

water shit by brown johnson November 25, 2009

Water shit 

When you go take a shit, and the poo drops out from your bum and lands hard in the toilet bowl, sending a splash of water onto your bum, cleaning your bum so you don't have to wipe it with toilet paper.

Oh, WATER SHIT! The water that other people's shit have been in is now on my bum! Now I need to get a towel to... oh SHIT! Now where can I get a towel?

Water shit by Prothiever June 16, 2010

sheep shit in shallow water 

something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.

"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."

sheep shit in shallow water by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010