shit twisting

The act of twisting yourself out of deep life threatening shit by the art of smooth talking.

"Don't ever doubt my shit twisting skills bruh"

by Smoothtalker February 22, 2015

Shit Twist

A cone shaped piece of shit that has twisting effects in it. Also sometimes used as an insult.

Pervert: Did you shit? John: Yes, I did a shit twist!
John: You Shit twist!

by PonySlaystation November 23, 2014

twisted shits

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.

"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."

by Big $exy! February 1, 2020

twisted shit

when one drives a large metal object into ones ass as deep and with as much force as possible. while twisting the metal object to force it deeper.

Last night my mom gave me a twisted shit after i fucked my sister.

by hailing hiter since 88 November 15, 2013