shit tank 

When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.

Synonomous with Upper Deck

Dude, last night I got so drunk at this party that I gave some guy a shit tank.

shit tank by gilbo95 March 8, 2008

Shit-Tanked 

Severely intoxicated, usually to the point of falling over and/or blacking out. Generally accompanied by vomiting and hang-over.

"I don't remember anything from last night," "Yeah, you were shit-tanked"

Shit-Tanked by E-Money Williams May 12, 2007

Shit tanked 

Six or more hours of the combination of a lot of beer followed by straight shots of whatever liquor is available. Usually followed by dancing in the middle of a dance circle and singing sexual explict karaoke songs. Ended with taking any girl that is willing to poundtown.

I got shit tanked last night.

Hey Big B lets get shit tanked tonight.

Shit tanked by LVPC December 18, 2008

shit-tanked 

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.

When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.

shit-tanked by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009

shit tanked 

when you get way to fucked up on alchohol

we went out the other night and johhny got shit tanked and made out with his cousin

shit tanked by persian prince January 15, 2007

Shit Tanked 

The result of screwing up... bad.

person 1: We have a test today.
person 2: What? I didn't study.
person 1: You're so shit tanked.

Shit Tanked by robinsgirl October 18, 2012

shittanked 

Inebriated beyond logical comparison.

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!

shittanked by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006