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rocket ship shit 

the act of shooting shit out of your ass sending it soaring through the air like a rocket ship
Yeah the sex is great. She rocket ship shit all over me.
rocket ship shit by atreyudanger August 22, 2008

Ship-Shit 

Relationship bullshit. The ridiculous bullshit that one has to go through in a relationship that doesn't make logical sense. Typically in a relationship that is not working out or going well.
Friend: "Hey how's it going between you and Tony?"
You: "Ya know same old ship-shit...I don't know if we're going to last much longer."
OR
You: "What are you and Tammy fighting about anyways?"
Friend: "Stupid ship-shit. She expects me to pay for her dogs grooming bill because she says I'm 'the one that makes him shed' because I pet him 'too much'. It doesn't even make sense."
Ship-Shit by KindleKrackhead February 6, 2022

shitshipping

Moving your recently separated/divorced/got old/disabled mother in law's knick knacks, memorabilia, useless tiny furnishings and antique ware no one likes from their old grand home to their tiny new lodgings
Sorry, can't make the game. Shitshipping Lee's shit down to Bedford in a hired truck.
shitshipping by Spriv August 11, 2017

Shitship 

If you and your friends have a toxic friendship
"My friend keeps calling me a dumbfuck!" Thats a shitship.
Shitship by jubemdabem April 8, 2024
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026