Shit Ship

A fictional romantic relationship that is built on lies and drama. Said ship is cringe-inducing. Feels forced and there's no chemistry between the actors

I can't wait until Adam and Jessa break up on Girls. That's a shit ship.

by ceeloodreamer February 13, 2017

rocket ship shit

the act of shooting shit out of your ass sending it soaring through the air like a rocket ship

Yeah the sex is great. She rocket ship shit all over me.

by atreyudanger August 22, 2008

Ship-Shit

Relationship bullshit. The ridiculous bullshit that one has to go through in a relationship that doesn't make logical sense. Typically in a relationship that is not working out or going well.

Friend: "Hey how's it going between you and Tony?"
You: "Ya know same old ship-shit...I don't know if we're going to last much longer."
OR
You: "What are you and Tammy fighting about anyways?"
Friend: "Stupid ship-shit. She expects me to pay for her dogs grooming bill because she says I'm 'the one that makes him shed' because I pet him 'too much'. It doesn't even make sense."

by KindleKrackhead February 6, 2022

shitshipping

Moving your recently separated/divorced/got old/disabled mother in law's knick knacks, memorabilia, useless tiny furnishings and antique ware no one likes from their old grand home to their tiny new lodgings

Sorry, can't make the game. Shitshipping Lee's shit down to Bedford in a hired truck.

by Spriv August 11, 2017

Shitship

If you and your friends have a toxic friendship

"My friend keeps calling me a dumbfuck!" Thats a shitship.

by jubemdabem April 8, 2024