shit shag

anal intercourse

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?

shit shag by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

shag shit 

to fuck a woman up the arse and have a piece of sweetcorn lodged in your foreskin!

omg dont u wash?, ive got shag shit on the end of my bell!

shag shit by ganja619 September 23, 2011

shit, shave, shag and shampoo 

the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S

guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!

shit, shave, shag and shampoo by rantingsteve May 10, 2011

shit shagger 

a homosexual.

Your dad is a shit shagger

shit shagger by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

Shitshag 

Someone who’s bad in bed

I slept with Wixy last night, fucking shitshag!

Shitshag by GreensWinchester December 8, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019