shit chat

a conversation that you see is obviously genna go no where

fred : goat
pete : tit
fred : this is pure shit chat

by monkeyboi1992 September 20, 2007

shit chat

When someone is bored while taking a shit so they text you, but once they're done shitting they're not interested in talking to you anymore.

Person One (on shitter) sends shit chat text: Hey man.
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies

by i'mcuttingedge August 12, 2015

shit chat

The act of stealthily chatting with people on your laptop or phone, whilst taking a shit.

Jenni: Hey boyfriend, what are you doing right now?

Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.

Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!

by iconoguy December 12, 2009

Shit-Chat

dropping a Deuce/taking a shit and talking/chatting on a Phone

Nick: what's up ,what are you doing?

Rob: Nothing ,just dropping a deuce and thought I'd call for a leetle shit-chat.

Nick: Dope Son

by Slob Crunksley August 21, 2008

Shit chat

Facebook chat is not chit chat. It's shit chat.

Happens when you want to chat with someone using FB chat but it shows that your friend is offline when he/she is actually not.

K: Hey
S: Hi!
S is offline
S is online
S is offline
S is online
K: Stupid FB chat. It's a total shit chat!

by User13579 November 30, 2010

Shit chat

when ur talkin shit about people behind their back

molly: hey jessica i haven't seen u in a while!

jessica: haha yea we need to chill together and shit chat

molly: fer sure :)

by mmmmhmm611 April 14, 2010

shit chatting

Your texting on your phone while you were shitting.

shit chatting not chit chatting.

Dude, i'm really glad you talked me out of that horrible decision last night when we were shit chatting.

by slick slider February 10, 2010